As my intentions of updating my blog were so good, I went online to find a new stylus, but apparently my tablet is so old that I simply had to get a new one with nice colours on it. It will arrive in about 9 days, max. I would say something like "please bear with me!" but I haven't had time to update this since November so I'm sure everyone will be ok for 9 days.
P.S I'm getting married in a month.
P.P.S Here's a picture of my dog for your troubles.
P.P.S If anyone is harbouring a burning desire to know what I looked like in the nineties, here you go.